DIARY OF A BROKE PLAYBOY Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, & 10

 💖DIARY OF A BROKE PLAYBOY💖

By Chinecherem
(Aka Chipapii)

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, & 10

Chapter 1
konji is a bastard son of a thousand fathers. 
So i was in a bus on my way to the market to buy a trouser for church service. The next day being Sunday and i needed to look good for that girl that had caught my eyes since the
first day i saw her.
My Facebook messenger binged. I opened it and it was my new Ghana girl. She said hi.i said hello. We started our usual chats. I usually don’t like going far with girls that i’m sure wont be of any benefit to me. So our chat was mainly about what she ate, how she ate, the color of what she ate and who
cooked what she ate. You know the usual Facebook chat.
So i decide to check out her Facebook photos once more. I saw she had uploaded new pictures. These ones were clearer than the ones she uploaded in the past.
I seemed to notice that all her features were clearer here and she has joined Facebook bad
gang. The ones that purposely flash their b0s0m and booty at the camera. My h---y mind set it.
So i decided to take the convo deeper.
Me: so what are you doing?
Her: I’m about to take my bath, u?
Me: well, am on my way to the market. So
can i join you in the bath?
Her: sure, i will increase the bath water.
Me: just pull off and wait for me.
Her: kk, I’m waiting boo……
………..
The convo got more kinky. My J0yst!ck had already tripled in size. We were both enjoying
ourselves. We were at the peak of it all when the bus came to a halt. My J0yst!ck was still as hard as olumo rock.
I looked up from my phone and
everybody was alighting from the bus. I noticed i had gotten where i was supposed to get down. The conductor looked at me.
Me: I never reach my bus stop naa
Conductor: Oga na here we dy stop o.
I looked at him with sweat all over me and observed my J0yst!ck,. In my mind i was like
“Oga go down naa”.
Only God knows how i managed to leave there that day with my erection.
These days. I have learnt to pocket my phone
anytime I’m in a bus. Lol.
Chapter 2
On this Friday i just needed to vent. You know that moment when all of your body itches you and you just don’t know why. Nothing seems to interest you and you just feel weak. So I was in this particular mood that day.
I needed to let it out on someone. And was
looking for a prey.  My whatsapp binged. I took a look and it was Chinaza, my girlfriend. Finally, a victim.
We started our chat. I have to confess, i was quite annoying but she persisted. Maybe that’s why she’s my main chick. She cares a lot.
I was determined to vent all my anger on her. So as i was going hard on her. I guess she figured out something was wrong and started to pet me, asking what the matter was. I kept maintaining nothing was wrong while being a total Sadist.
A while later when she probably got tired, she
called my phone.
Her: what’s wrong?
Me: i told you nothing was wrong naa
Her: are you sure?
Me: yea. Was that why you called?
Her: not really
Me: so?
Her: well, i didn’t see my period
Me: who did you give it to?
Her: you.
Me: Really?
Her: be serious for once naa.
Something hit me on my mind immediately. It dawned on me that she said just she didn’t
see her period. The implications seemed to simmer into my head. I pause and continued, this time with much concern in my voice.
Me: how come, did you check well, i mean is your period supposed to start now?
Her: yea. Its 3 days late and i’m scared like this o.
By this time, my voice was real shaky. I couldn’t even afford a condom talk more of affording a baby.
Me: But i have always been careful naa. How come?
Her: i don’t know o. Shey i told you to buy condom that day but you were too drunk to care.
Me: nawa o. Baby are you sure?
Her: Nop, i’m not sure, i just like it more when you are scared than when you are angry. Just buy me a sanitary pad when coming. Love you.
Bye bye.
She laughed hard and dropped the phone. By this time i had totally forgotten i was feeling
somehow.
That girl shaa. She is crazy but i think thats why i love her.
Chapter 3
Recently i have been bored and that increased my activities on facebook. And so i met this new girl. Judging from her pictures, she was posh in all ramifications. So we got talking..
She was a jambite seeking admission into my school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging out with a jambito. I calculated they would be
cheaper to run around with.
Long story short, i asked her out. After much whining and shakara from her, she accepted.
We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and started looking forward to our meeting.
On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me.
That girl shaa.
My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted a coarse hello into the mouthpiece. A very melodious female voice came up from
the other end.
Me: Hello, na who be this?
Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
Caller: Hey, you’ve forgotten already? We were
supposed to be meeting today.
My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my
bed.
Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
Rita: I’m about to leave my house. Just wanted to make sure it’s still going down.
Me: Ok, you can start coming, call me when you get to the school gate.
Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a quick wash up, i couldn’t even remember if used soap or not.
I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the 1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the
wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my friends room. We both lived in the same lodge.
He had promised to escort me.
He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the house. I ensured he had some money on him, just in case.
We were in a keke headed for the school gate when she called.
Me: Hey are you there yet?
Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
Me: Ok. I will be there soon.
Then something like an audio flash back hit me.
Me: Did you say “we”
Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didn’t know the way so i needed her to help out.
Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the call.
James just looked at me with a wicked grin on his face and said
“Guy, u don enter”
“Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny am for there sharp sharp” i said as the keke
dropped us.
Locating them wasn’t so hard. I observed her from afar and her pictures didn’t lie. She was as cute as can be. Her friend too wasn’t bad. We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves.
James just focused on her friend whose name was Cynthia.
So we moved into the nearest eatery. Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter.
I was going to order for snacks so i could at least have some change in my pocket. Then
James asked them to make the order themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and smacked his lips.
“But get us chivita juice first and then take their orders” James was still talking. I was
graphically dividing the money in my pocket with my imaginary eyes.
The Juice came. We opened it, poured into our various glasses, started sipping as the
girls started making their orders. Rita was representing their interest.
“We’ll both take fried rice and chicken with lots of salad on it”
James who had his glass of juice on his lips quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes tripled in size.
“Wait, Bae are you two going to share the plate of rice or what?” I asked
“Noo, we are getting two” Rita replied. James coughed
“Ok o” i said and faced my drink.
The waitress came back with two plates of steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings.
Only God knows how i managed not to snatch the food for them. As the waitress was leaving she called after her and asked for two cups of ice cream.
I stepped hard on James feet under the table. He looked at me and grabbed his glass of
juice and started gulping it.
As they were lazily eating their food. We started a conversation. Her friend was a 100 level student of mass communication in the school. While she was also trying to get admitted into the Same mass communication
department. 
We talked for a long while. When they were almost done with their food, i got up and made my way to the rest room.
Counted my money again. Half cried for my life, urinated and went back to the table only to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at the door, the devil inside me started advising me to make use of the door but i just jejely
strolled to our table and sat down. James just managed to cover a good part of his face with his hands and was convulsing with laughter.
I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to get me the bill.
The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to
control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000 naira in my pocket, handed it over to James alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after all i was paying for it. James completed the money and paid.
I looked at the girls who were still romancing their food.
“well, you girls should just round up and let’s get going” i said
“We are through” Rita said and they both picked their handbags.
I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit much and the meat was scarcely touched.
I and James looked at each other with our mouths open. I nodded and we all left the
eatery.
“So when are we seeing you guys again?” James asked as we got outside the eatery.
“well i will be coming to register for my post ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up again” Rita said
“hope you guys will sleep over next time” james was still asking
“Ermm, till then” Rita replied.
James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back inside.
I flagged down a keke and they both entered. I bade them farewell and asked the driver to
move before they would start expecting me to pay their fare.
James came out with a nylon which i wasn’t bothered to check because i was fuming
inside.
“Guy which kind wahala be this naa” i half
screamed as James approached me. He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
“Guy those girls shaa, na your village people send them like this” he said
“And remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira o”
I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and suggested we stop a keke to take us back to
our lodge.
“Na your nyash you go use pay for the keke” i told him
Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge under the hot sun.
Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my bed.
James came into my room and grabbed my stove.
“Guy which level naa, wetin u wan use my stove do” i asked him
“i wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250 for the money wey you owe as compensation
for the kerosene” he laughed and left with my stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and headed to James room to borrow sugar.
As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking the remaining fried rice and chicken those girls had left….
Chapter 4
My father has always been like a trusted and performing government to me, not for any
reason other than he pays my allowances as and when do.
My alert came in at the last Friday of the month so i decided to flex it out the next
Sunday.
I invited my girl over. She told me she would be coming with a friend of hers.
Me: why naa, you want to add additional expenses on my head abi?
Chinaza: nooo, bae you know i won’t do anything like that
Me: So why would you come with her? Abi you want to find me a 2nd girlfriend?
Chinaza: you must be silly, i’m here saying you are not even enough for me and you are
talking about sharing..
Me: Biko stop, lets not start fighting on the phone because it is my airtime that you will be
wasting.
Chinaza: Baby of course you know i don’t like fighting you on the phone, i will rather do it
physically where i can beat sense into you. I laughed
Me: so be serious jare, why would you be coming with someone extra.
Chinaza: Well, i’m bringing her for that your poke noser of a friend, james who keeps
following you around. At least she will keep him busy, while i will have you to my self alone.
Me: Hahahaha, ok naa. I hope she is not a glutton or we will split the bill o.
Chinaza: stingy boy, as if we don’t split the bills before.
Me: You better look cuter than her or I’m going to hand you over to James and rock her.
Chinaza: And you better have enough money on you or I will be bringing my 2nd boyfriend
along. crazy girl
Sunday came, by 2pm i was already out of the house with my usual culprit, James. We
were headed for an open air restaurant. I called my babe, she was still taking her bath.
Good news for us. We decided to sample the available girls.
My eyes caught one pretty looking girl. She was seated alone. I quickly dropped James
and walked to her.
“Hmmm, i think its soothing to find out that I’m not the only one without company” i said
pulling a seat and joining her table. She looked at me and smiled and faced her phone again.
“even though i’m already seated, i’m still going to ask, can i join you?
“Umm, i guess yes” she said smiling at me.
We got talking. Her name was sandra, she was waiting for a friend of hers. I decided should her friend come, to invite James over. I needed to know this girl.
My phone vibrated. I took a look and it was James. I stared in his direction. He was already on his second bottle of Heineken and was flashing his teeth at me.
I opened my whatsapp and texted him.
“Guy i hope those two bottles are not on my account o”
“Before nko, na your papa carry me come here?” he replied
I just sent him 'hmmm' and focused back on my new friend. I ordered ordered two bottles of smirnoff for her and two bottles of Heineken for me. I cannot be buying Heineken for James and be drinking Malt. Its my money after all.
We were still talking before my phone rang again, i looked and it was James. I looked at him again and he was on his 3rd bottle. He was asking me to come over. I eyed him and
continued my convo.
He walked up to me, said hello to the girl and faced me.
“Guy, the door dy crowded o”
I looked at the door and my girl was there. 
She didn’t see me, thank God. She was focused on her phone.
I quickly excused myself James kept my new catch company to my utter dismay.
That guy is capable of anything. I was praying he doesn’t lie to her that he was the one paying for the drinks or order another one.
I approached my girl, she was really looking sweet.
“So who delayed you today?, were you counting beans for your mother ” i asked her.
She hugged me and smiled
“sorry boo, i was waiting for my friend who said she was bringing another friend of hers”
she said smiling
My face froze. I looked at her with a deep frown on my face
“Did you say her friend?”
“Yea baby, whats wrong with your face?
“Abeg stop all this baby thing, anytime you want to misbehave, you start looking for who to call 'baby'”
“Babe chill naa, you know i won’t let you bear the pains alone”
“Abi, lets go before this Stupid James buys drinks for everybody here with my money”
We walked up to James and our new friend and i wasn’t disappointed. James was on his 4th bottle of Heineken and Sandra was taking her 3rd bottle of smirnoff.
“Hey, our girl is here” James half screamed, he was obviously getting drunk.
They exchanged pleasantries.
“So sandra meet my guy’s most beautiful girl, Chinaza, and chinaza meet my new friend,
Sandra” James introduction was totally inspired by alcohol. Chinaza ignored him, looked at sandra and smiled.
“So Ada i was waiting for you in the house and you ran here before me enjoying yourself
naa” Chinaza said grabbing a seat.
I just stood stupefied. James was just looking at me with his mouth open. I sat down. Looked at Sandra who was now smiling and turned to my girl.
“So this is the friend you were waiting for?" I asked her.
She laughed and Said yes. I was really confused and heartbroken. Now James was
going to enjoy the girl i bought drinks for. I became confused on whether to freak out on the new drinks James ordered or to be happy. Chinaza lied about her friend bringing another friend. Well shaa, i just bought more drinks. We did have fun. That is, drunk people’s fun. 
After about 2 to 3 bottles, i was motivated to buy more drinks and well peppered chicken
wings. Men that Sandra girl is qualified to be called a village drunkard.
As we were talking and enjoying ourselves, Sandra’s phone rang.
Sandra: Hello babe, just walk in, you will see us.
She cut the call and said that’s her friend coming in. Apparently Chinaza didn’t lie, Her friend was bringing another friend. I was financially drained that day, spent so much that my Girl was the one that paid for our transport home that day. Even James too felt the heat.
But the after party was just like an after party. Fun was the name. I don’t need to tell you
what a drunk girl can do Chinaza was just a sweetheart. Their friend was Hot personified.
Her name was Juliet.
While my baby was fixing us dinner in the kitchen, i was busy playing Romeo with Juliet. We were all drunk, my girl didn’t mind. Chinaza was drunk but not too drunk to share me with anybody.
She slept between me and Juliet. We went to bed by 2 am in the morning. Something
happened on the bed between me, chinaza and Juliet. I can’t remember but maybe Juliet
knows.
Don’t bother asking Chinaza or You will be getting a story from me about our divorce. And did i say she didn’t share me that night, lol.
Am only BROKE not a CELIBATE.
Chapter 5
School has just gone on vacation for the second semester. But I wasn’t in any hurry to go home.
I had earlier been informed by my junior sister that my father had earlier declared to be an
agent of change and had decided to diversify our family’s economy. He recently bought a large portion of land and had gone into farming. The last time he went into this
venture, we, his children were his laborers, we did most of the farm activities, the only
difference was that we weren’t paid and we ended up harvesting near to nothing.
So this time around, i decided i wasn’t going to be a party to such furtile, strenuous and
unproductive affair. I decided to stay back at school while everyone was going home for the holidays.
James my Friend, was from a part of Ebonyi state that were predominantly farmers. His
father also practiced this business but on a larger scale. He too decided to stay back for sometime before going home to assist his family.
Life wasn’t much easy and we were running short on money and food. We soon resorted to
fasting from 6 am to 12pm. Then we smoke over soaked garri in the afternoon. By 5pm we cook 2 packets of indomie and for the night we just played games on my Playstation
console before we sleep. I usually trashed James every night and that reduced my
hunger atimes and increased his..
Then our break came. On a Saturday like this, James’ 27 games coupon all clicked green. That was a total of 153,725 naira. I made sure
i had the exact amount off hand just in case James tried to play his usual fast games on
me.
Our once quiet lodge became noise once again. Just the two of us made the noise of 6
people. Afterall, our suffering had ended at that point. The next Sunday morning, we were
the first at Church service and unlike before, we occupied the front row to resist the urge
of ogling at cute choir girls. We needed no temptation to deter us from thanking God for his immerse blessing on us. We even gave 200 naira offering each unlike before that we
would just stand at the back row and be clapping and dancing more than those who
were going for their offerings.
“So guy wey my eye wey see naa ” i asked him as we prepared to enter town that Sunday afternoon.
” Eye wey see kwa? U follow me book game abi na your papa give me money wey i take book am” he said while dressing his shoe lace.
“Guy na from your hand i sabi say Ebonyi people dy stingy o, so you wan tell me say you no fit give me even if na that last 5 naira wey dy the 153,725k ”
“Nawa o, this man wetin be your own, no be outing i dy carry you go like this, i tire for you o” he said and stood up to adjust his trouser.
“You don get small money nah, you don tire for me” i said. 
He smiled and sat besides me,
hung his hand on my shoulder
“Baba, why you go dy talk like this naa, you know you be my nigga, how you go dy complain like my babe naa, okay, i go give you 2k”
“2k only, guy give me 5k, at least my pocket gats to be heavy as we dy comot like this”
“you get small big eye o, u forget say we go dy chop for this house and we no get
foodstuffs ”
“Oya naa, bring the 2k, at all at all na im bad pass” i said stretching out my palm
“I don collect am for that 2k wey you owe me
after that your Secondary school girl visit ” he ran outside laughing while i flung my shoe
after him.
We got to our destination 3 minutes later..
It was a hotel. Not so big but it had what we needed. We secured a seat and started looking to be attended to. We often prefer waitresses to waiters. Which guy wouldn’t.
We ordered 2 bottles of Heineken each along with two plates of steaming chicken
peppersoup. We were done with it in like 15 minutes. Apart from being hungry, we just
didn’t come there to get drunk, we also needed to look around.
James ordered another set of drinks, 1 bottle for each of us. I kept mine on the table and
excused myself. I can’t be on a table drinking with my fellow guy. I’m not g@y abeg.
Chapter 6 🔞
I left the hotel premises and went outside to urinate. I unzipped and started urinating.
I looked around and noticed one girl was staring at me. I tilted my head and looked at
myself from the angle she was and noticed nothing was odd or unusual. Nawa o.
I looked back at her and she was giggling at me. I grabbed my J0yst!ck and backed her.
Finished my urination and turned again in her direction and there she was, standing like 6 feets away from me.
“Hi, its like you don’t remember me” she said smiling, which revealed a set of perfect white
set of teeth
“Noo, tell me”
“Ar ar, its cynthia naa, Rita’s friend”
“Wow, Cynthia wassup naa” i said and gave her a tight hug, her b0s0m were firm, she
smelled nice and my J0yst!ck responded accordingly but I wasn’t going to let it disgrace me today.
“I’m cool, long time” she said as we withdrew
“i’m fine shaa, looks like someone is taking you out”
“Not really, i came on my own, school has vacated and everywhere is boring”
“Obviously” I observed her from her cute face down to her curvy body, her hair was braided and knotted neatly at the back of her head with a pink strip, she wore a pink men she was sharp.
“Since i’m alone too, care to join me?”
“Errm, no problem.” she said
I slid my arm around her very rounded waist. And we both walked back into the hotel.
On getting to our table, James was already emptying the 2nd bottle of drink he had brought for me, and in his company was another girl. I brought two more chairs for myself and cynthia. We both sat and
introduction was made.
The new girl’s name Anita. Coincidentally she and cynthia were in the same faculty.
We made more orders. I made sure i was at the head of the ordering committee. Soon our
table was littered with more drinks and meats to go along. James probably never
remembered he was the one paying or he was too drunk to care.
That sunday was really lit. At least, for once i was glad at the prospect that we weren’t going to be trekking home.
Our table was cleared around 5 o’clock. None of us was in a hurry to go home. James
suggested we took a stroll around.
“that’s not cool, i think we should hit the pool.” i said and James eyed me like he just
caught me stark Unclad on his mother. I smiled and led the way. The girls were only too glad to follow. At the pool, we all stripped. The girls down to
their p@nts and bra and us down to our singlet and boxers. We were all too drunk to care.
We did everything there except have S£x. Cynthia was dope and funky. That girl can kiss
for Africa. Anita wasn’t bad at all. We rounded up at the pool by 8pm. Chartered a keke which drove us back to our lodge. I went into my apartment with cynthia while
James went into his with Anita.
Inside my room, i manage to get rid of my shoes and quickly grabbed cynthia and pulled
her closer. Locked my lips on hers and we both chewed each other. My hands were all
over body, squeezing her butt0ckz like i wanted to extract juice from it. She too got her hands on my already enlarged Di*k and was doing her best to rip it off. I grabbed her zipper and tore it open, i was going to pull her trouser off when my door b@nged open. We pulled apart and stared at the door only to see
James dragging his mattress inside while Anita followed behind with pillow and
bedsheets.
“guy wassup naa” i asked staring at them.
“Guy just continue ur business” he said as he adjusted the mattress on the floor.
“ok o. Just close my door and off the lights” i said as cynthia fell back into my arms and we
locked up again. 
The lights went off. I couldhear James and Anita’s lips clicking in the dark, i dropped cynthia on the bed, managed to locate her waist and tore down her trouser along with her p@nts. I removed mine too and fell on her, stark Unclad. My election was so hard i was scared my J0yst!ck would rip open, i grabbed her tongue with my teeth while i inserted my fingers into her dripping K!ttyC@t, her body convulsed and she hugged me to her
body and nearly tore off my lips, I gently inserted my di*k into her hole and she m0aned, i started thrusting slowly, she
grabbed me by the small of my back and entwined her legs around me, i increased the
tempo, i was banging her really hard, she held my neck and drew me tighter to her body as
she let out a couple of audible m0ans, i was going out of control, i snatched myself from
her tight grip, pinned her to the bed with my hands on her torso and the real smashing
started, i could swear I was going 8 thrusts per second and her screams were increasing
by the second. I pulled her up from the bed, rotated 360 degrees and we switched position, she climbed me and started going hard as she
screamed more, we were very oblivious of our companions who obviously didn’t care as they tried to outdo us with noise.
She rode for like 2 minutes before i grabbed her by the neck, pulled her down and french kissed her, then i rotated her again. She fell with her back to the bed, i pulled her up, got her on all fours, i flicked my fingers on my mouth, got them wet and then went ahead to locate her a-----e, she was still shaking and
asking for me inside her. I moistened her a-----e as much as i could before gently
penetrating it. It wasn’t easy but it was worth it. She let out a loud m0an as i let her butt0ckz feel the full length of my Rod. I
started thrusting gently before going in hard again, the more she screamed, the more i was
turned on and the harder i went. We did anal for another 3 minutes before returning to
missionary, she let up her two legs into the air and so wide apart, this let me go in much
deeper as i reduced the speed of my thrusts to let us catch our breaths.
She pulled down my lips on hers and engaged me in a passionate kiss while she interlocked my body on hers with her legs chocking my
back, then she came. It was so violent she shook like she was on an epileptic seizure, she
held my lips with her teeth as the fluid poured on the bed. She called me names and said so many sweet things to me, sweet things that are capable of causing diabetes. I disengaged myself from her grip and went hard again. It
was my turn to Pour, as the s£nsat!on came over me, i went harder, if her K!ttyC@t had an elastic limit, i swear it would have permanently been disfigured. I planted my lips
on hers to suppress the yell i was about to let out. And then i came, inside of her.
The bed was all wet as we were through. I observed James and Anita and they too were also done. We switched on the light and my room was like a sceen from the movie
Spartacus, four Unclad adults. We flipped the mattresses over to avoid sleeping on wet cums. We switched off the lights again. I and cynthia cuddled under the sheets and went into another round of kissing.
I woke up the next morning with a slight headache. My eyes went straight to the clock
and the time was 10 am. I turned to observe Cynthia who’s head was resting on my chest only to see it was Anita that was on me. I remembered waking up in the middle of the
night to another round of S£x. Could it be that these two girls switched in the night.
“Cynthia what are you doing on me” James screamed and we all burst out laughing.
I turned to Anita, kissed her on the lips, she opened her legs and i humbly entered like a
lamb being led to slaughter…
Chapter 7
Life for us the next few days was the best we ever had. At least we ate 2 healthy square
meals at choice restaurants and drank ourselves to bed.
We decided to spend one more week at school before hitting home, our parents were starting to complain and my father, to my utter dismay was needing extra hands to help weed his farm.
Chinaza, my main chic had just rounded up her exams and was preparing to join her parents at home. She was studying economics in one of the states University and was in her 200 level.
I pleaded with her to come and spend the remaining one week with me before we can both go home together. We lived in the same
street and both our families were really close.
“See eh Sweetheart, I really think your love for me is fading” she said over the phone with a voice that gave me boners.
“How can you say something like that, eh my jollof rice”
“Yes naa, you expect me to come and join you in that your lodge with all the hunger
surrounding you for one whole week, so that when i reach house, my people will be
thinking you have given me HIV abi”
“So you are now saying i have HIV abi?”
“Noo, just that you are the first person my people will suspect in case.. ”
” Abeg just Carry that your big mouth and come over here, otherwise if you go home
without my consent, don’t ever call me baby again o” she laughed and asked me who else was with me.
“James naa”
“Hmmm, so?, are you two going to share me?”
” Who will share you?, its like you haven’t realized you are my private property ”
Our call ended on the basis that she would be coming the next day. Along with her friend
Sandra. I managed to secure 10k from James before the stingy spirit descends on him
again.
Naza arrived with sandra the next day by 3pm. She called me to come and pick them up at the bus stop. I dragged James along who was sleeping and had earlier refused to go with me, he obliged only when I told him that i would lock Sandra up in my room and he
would never smell her perfume talk more of seeing her, and he knew what Chinaza was
capable of.
We chartered a Keke as usual and left to meet them. We got there within 3 minutes.
Immediately we alighted, My baby ran to me with her arms outstretched and Jumped on
me. Lucky i ate that morning or both of us would have kissed the dust. She held me tight for
about 30 seconds before letting go. I held her hand up and spun her around 360° and her curves were still… Curvy. She was looking fresh, smelling nice, and her fair skin tone was
just healthily fair. I looked around and saw James was already grabbing Sandra by the hips. We packed their stuffs into the waiting keke
and headed home. We got home, unpacked and headed out together to eat. We didn’t eat much. Just what our body needed. We now have to
economize since it’s now four people but a little alcohol wasn’t out of place. We always
needed it and my friend loved it more. We entered our lodge around 7 pm. We camped at my room, played games on my
console. Chinaza was good, but i was still the boss, she was a boss lady cos her Boo was the boss. We trashed James and Sandra until they suggested we danced.
We played music on my home theater with its wicked bass, we danced the drink we took
earlier on out of our system, those two girls knew just exactly what to do with their assets. Chinaza was going wild and Sandra was right behind her, we switched after some time and then switched over again. We rocked each other until we were exhausted, i fell on my bed and Chinaza fell on me and engaged my lips. James dragged Sandra out and into his room and b@nged the door shut. I smiled, turned Naza on the bed on got on top of her. My hands shot its way into her bra and soon my fingers were on her Tips, turning them like a radio tuner. She let out a soft m0an, grabbed my lips with her teeth and went ahead to grab my already enlarged Di*k. She
sq££zed hard on it as I groaned softly, i reached for her p@nties and my fingers found their way into her pus*y hole which was wet already. She pushed my hand away and withdrew herself.
“Why? ” i asked looking at her as she got up from the bed, i was praying her madness
wasn’t going to ruin this Night.
” Bae, nothing, lemme change” she said and opened the wardrobe, pulled off her clothes and threw them inside. I was staring at her beautiful and hourglass shaped body from the back, i was busy thanking God she was mine
when i noticed she had frozen like she saw a snake.
“What is this?” she asked picking something from the floor of the wardrobe
“what? ” i asked getting up from the bed. 
She turned in my direction clutching a black g-string p@nt in her hands.. I knew for sure my night was ruined..
Chapter 8
For like 7 seconds, i stared at her like i didn’t know what she was talking about or recognize
what she was holding but the truth was, in my mind, i was searching for the perfect lie to
blow.
“Who’s is it” she asked again
“I don’t know, isn’t it yours?” i said with a little stammer
“You and i know i don’t wear g-strings” she said calmly which surprised me but i knew the
heat was coming.
“Yea its true, maybe i should ask James ” my brain was betraying me, it couldn’t come up with any lie.
“So James now wears g-strings, eh Chinecherem?” she said looking me in the eyes. She called me by my first name, in full, it then dawned on me that we were in for a long night.
“Naza, i don’t really know, please let’s not start this now eh sweetie” i said trying to get
closer to her, she pushed me away, i fell on the bed.
“Chinecherem who left her p@nts in your wardrobe, i’m asking you, answer me o” she
yelled at me, i just sat there looking at her. I was busted big time but i was careful not to
tell any lie that i would have to contradict in dthe future.
“I don’t really know, i can’t even say how it got there”
“well suit yourself” she finally said and threw the p@nt at me, there was no mistake, there
was Cynthia’s scent all over it. I sat on the bed with self Pity written all over me watching
my baby as she wore her p@nts first, then her tights and finally consolidated it with a thick skinny jeans. She pulled my long sleeves shirt from the the hanger and put it on. It then
dawned on me that there was nothing for me that night. She pulled the sheets from the bed, hung it around her neck and left the room. I was too weak to do or say anything.
James scampered into my room like someone being pursued by masquerades. I heard his door bang shut.
“Guy howfar naa, your girl just came into my room and spoiled my fun, imagine she and Anita jointly pursue me comot for my room, wetin happen naa? ” he asked as he jumped into my bed.
“Nothing happen guy” i said and sniffed, i felt like crying.
“How can you say nothing happened, and she left you to go and join her friend in my room,they wan do lezzy?
“Guy na Cynthia forget her p@nt for my wardrobe, i mean how could a girl forget to wear her p@nts at a guys house, just tell me if its not the devil that wants to punish me” i said in a low tone with frustration all over my voice.
“this is serious gan, what did you tell her? ”
“nothing, i didn’t even know how to deny it, i just confuse now now”
” Come make we go talk to her” he said getting up from the bed.
“its useless, Chinaza won’t even look at your face this night”
“Don’t worry, lets try first” he pulled me up and we went to his door. 
We knocked severally and their was no response.
“Naza please let me explain things to you” i begged, hoping she would open. James too was calling on both her and Anita. Finally the door opened and Anita stood there.
Behind her, i saw My boo lying on the bed with her face to the wall.
“Naza please” i pleaded, she didn’t even move talk more of looking or talking to me.
“She doesn’t want to see you” Anita said
“Anny at least let us in” James chipped in.
Before he could finish, Chinaza got up from the bed, before i could thank God that she
was coming out. She got to the door, pulled Anita out and shut it. I looked at James who looked sorry for me but having known him for a long time, i also noticed he was trying very hard not to burst into laughter. Dejectedly i walked back to my
room with james behind me. I fell on my bed and shut my eyes.
“And i was about to get it on with Anita before this your psycho girl came in” James said and landed besides me on the bed.
“When you finish reading your book of lamentations, you off light” I said.
“Next time, you should learn to tidy your room before bringing your girl over” James said and
hissed.
“James eh, Chinaza and Cynthia’s p@nt has already caused me typhoid, don’t come and add malaria to it, it’s bad enough that i have to share a bed with you when I’m not g@y and worse still when my babe dey next door, don’t
come and add your bad mouth to it biko” James laughed, got up and switched off the
light. Soon he was asleep. For me, i stayed awake throughout the night and only managed to fall asleep by 5am in the morning. I know i was a player and a girl’s disappointment
wasn’t supposed to get to me, but Chinaza wasn’t just any girl. She was my Queen.
Chapter 9
I was woken up by a knock on my door, i checked the time and it was 8 am. I climbed over James who was still snoring and walked to the door. I opened it and Anita was there.
“Chi Good morning” she said smiling. She looked pretty.
“Yea, what’s up” i said as i let her in.
“Cool, how was your night?” she asked as she went and joined James who was already up and seated on the bed. She kissed him and sat besides him leaning her head on his
shoulder.
“Like seriously, you are asking me how was my night when my own boo left me here with this annoying nigga? ”
James and Anita laughed.
“But it was ur fault naa, you were busy shagging another girl here while she was over
there at school playing the good and faithful girlfriend to you”
“Hmmm, well how is she?” I asked
“You should see her face, she’s been crying since last night and none of us slept o”
“Maybe i should go and see her now, what do you think?” i asked looking at her as James
was busy fondling her all over.
“Urrm, I don’t really know, maybe you should try” she replied while focused on her Romance with James.
“Guy free this girl naa make she yarn me something, what’s your own naa”
James lauged and pulled her into the bed.
“Your girl denied me this last night, na you wan come fu{k me up this morning again abi,
if them send you from my village, tell them your car break down for road” he said while he kissed Anita. I smiled and shook my head.
Anita shoved him off, sat up on the bed and then faced me.
“But you have to be fast and convincing, i only came in here to help her pick her stuffs, she
insisted we leave here today ” Anita said. You needed to see the expression on my face
and that of James. I didn’t know if my heart stopped beating or the speed tripled.
” What? But you can’t do that” James screamed, “I mean you just got here yesterday and we haven’t even been together, you can’t just leave me here just because someone here
has been busy picking other people’s p@nts, its not fair” James was lamenting.
I totally ignored him, went and sat on the bed and bent my head with my hands supporting my chin.
“What do i do?” i asked to no one in particular.
“I don’t knw o, maybe we’ll just go together to plead with her” Anita said.
“Cool lemme brush” i got up and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth.
“Baby lets finish what we started ” i hear James telling her
” Ode go and brush your teeth” she replied. I smiled sadly.
We knocked on James door and there was no response, i went in first while James and
Anita stood at the door. Chinaza was seated on the bed with her back against the wall. She looked at me as i walked in softly like i was
moving on a mine field, her face was red and swollen from crying, my heart hurt from the
thoughts that i was the cause of her tears. I called her Naza, she looked away from me and
a string of tear went down her face. I knelt down at the edge of the bed, placed my two hands on the mattress and looked straight at my boo, i didn’t even know where to start.
“I don’t know what to say, i know i have been an a-----e and if you decided you were done with me today, i wouldn’t hold it against you cos i deserve every bit of punishment you decide to give to me” the tears refused to
come to come to my eyes but they were in my voice and it made her cry more.
“Baby before you leave, before you turn your back on me, i would want to you to know that
you were the only one i ever truly loved and i may never find another you anywhere or in
anyone” she turned her face towards me as the tears flowed freely from her eyes. Her tears drew mine, they welled up in my eyes, i blinked and it ran down my cheeks.
“I admit it was me, i had no business being with anybody when I had you, when you are
there to make my sun shine and Illuminate my moon. Baby you are my world and should
there be a day that you walk out of my life, have it in mind that nothing will beat inside
my chest again cos you have my heart with you” i sniffed and looked into her eyes, her
pupil were all covered with tears as she struggled to keep them from running but it only got worse.
“Naza i’m sorry for everything, i swear never to hurt you or make you cry again, baby
understand that you are my everything and my
everything is you… ” i was running out of words to express my feelings so i just let my tears do it, they weren’t much but i guessed it was something.
She wiped her nose with her hand, pulled her self off the wall and came for me. She
encircled her legs around my waist and hugged me as she cried more. I kissed her on the neck and circled my hands around her and pulled her tighter to me. To me, it felt like it was just two of us in the world. Then the tears came down my face like a waterfall
“I love you so much, i can’t bear losing you or sharing you with anybody, i’ll just die, i’ll die
i swear ” She declared amidst her tears.
“I’m sorry i made you cry, i swear it will never ever happen again.” i pulled myself from her
tight grip and wiped a part of the tears from her eyes. I turned my head towards the door and it was empty. I heard the door to my room close. I smiled and looked at Chinaza, i was still kneeling. Then the lie came into my head.
“I’m sorry Sweetheart, the p@nts were….. ”
she cut me short with her finger placed on my mouth
“shhhh, i don’t care anymore, just don’t let it repeat itself” she smiled and i saw a new
dimension of her beauty.
I gently carried her up. la!d her on the bed and planted my lips on hers…
Despite being a sU-Cker for girls, i still loved her for what its worth. Though other girls will
come, She’s my boo for life…
Chapter 10
Sweet things can kill, translated to Nigerian language, Awoof dey run belle. It has always amused me how the part of my body that gives me the most pleasure has always been the source of my agony most times. I’m young, 21 years and my hormones were still as strong as they could ever be. Many times i
have gotten into trouble and half of those times, the culprit had always been my love for
them girls. An example of those times that i can recall
was with my very naughty course mate Eva. It was the second semester in my 100 level. I’m a student of Estate management at Nnamdi Azikiwe University. I was really close to Eva more than anybody else. We both were
two sides of a coin. We f*cked each other for the fun of it, She can make you Pour your brain out if she so desired it. I can’t say we shared love or something like it but we had a
certained kind of rapport, we were addicted to each other and everybody knew. Eva was
really beautiful and i stuck to her easily cos she was fair, it’s like them use fair chics swear for me. She used me to get rid of guys that were after her and also ensured that she kept me to herself alone. 
It was on a Friday and we were on an afternoon lecture. Mr Paul, a very saucyblecturer was taking us on land economy.
Like always, i had come into the class with Eva clutching my hand, she was a very carefree girl and didn’t care that we were late for class and attracted attentions. As we both took a seat at the back, mr paul observed over the rim of his spectacle with his big bulging eyes shook his head and continued his lecture. We were alone at the back. The class was boring and uninteresting. Mr Paul read out his handouts to us more than he explained it, so it was like we were seated in a church and having the gospel being read to us.
Eva was a sort of hyperactive girl and could easily be bored. She was shifting uncomfortably in our seat. We couldn’t leave
because Mr Paul had his eyes everywhere.
“I’m bored and tired” Eva whispered to me.
“Everyone is bored and tired so please just relax and don’t put us in trouble ” i whispered
back to her with my eyed fixed on Mr Paul.
Eva loved trouble. She shifted closer to me and dropped her left hand on my zipper. I eyed her and she smiled. I couldn’t do much without us being noticed and besides, I knew
whatever that was about to happen, i was going to love it. She she opened my zipper as
stealthy as she could, i Could swear that not even the Zip heard the noise it made. By this time, i had already gotten an erection. With my left hand supporting my chin, i dropped my right hand on her meaty laps and pinched her, hoping she would stop but whenever she wanted something, not even herself could stop her from getting it. She dug her hand through my zipper, parted my boxer and grabbed my already erected di*k. I really wish i could decribe the reaction on my face, i licked my lips and bit it softly. I made sure nobody was paying attention to our little drama, Eva cared less. She rubbed her thumb on the tip of my di*k and it jerked further up, i was blinkin three times per second and all the hairs on my body stood up, she then grabbed my pubic hair and twisted them gently, this ran up to my brain, i pulled out her hand and stared at her.
“Eva stop please” i whispered to her. She smiled at me and dropped her pen on the floor. I then knew i was finished. This wasn’t her first time of doing something like that. She
had done it once in my room when we were studying for our first semester exams. She went under the desk, picked her pen and then grabbed my di*k which was still out of my trouser. I winced as she put it into her mouth and rubbed the tip with her tongue.
Eva was giving me a headjob in a lecture hall.
She sU-Cked on it for over 30 seconds, i was enjoying myself though i was a little worried
we might get caught. Under the desk, i held her hairs for her so they wouldn’t obstruct. I was switching my gaze between her and Mr Paul and then i noticed something had
changed in the class. Mr paul had stopped talking and his gaze was fixed directly at me,
and then i CAME. The devil I swear is an original enemy of man. I was having a hard time deciding who was punishing me between God and the devil. I just decided to put the blame on Eva. So Mr Paul was staring at me like I was having a difficult time spelling my
surname, meanwhile i could feel the hot liquid shooting out of my d*ik and Eva swallowing
them oblivious of what was happening around her abi above her. The s£nsat!on was too much for me to bear, i just bit hard on my lips as i stared back at Mr Paul, trying hard to suppress a scream. I pulled Eva’s hair a little tighter and she bit hard on my di*k.. I jerked.
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