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Zombie Vampires Chapter 6

FRIDAY Jack handed a cup of meds to a resident from his med cart with a glass of water. He watched the resident take the pills and took the cup and glass back tossing them in the trash. Up on the television in the day room was a newscast about a beheaded vampire body found in an old farmhouse on an abandoned farm. The same farm he and Mike had disposed of Randall’s body six months ago. Jack swallowed hard and stepped into the med room to call Mike. Once the door was closed, he had Mike on the line.  “Did you see the news?” Jack asked.  “What news?” Mike asked.  “They found the body,” Jack replied.  “Holy shit, I thought they’d never find it out there.” “Well they did.” “Don’t panic, they won’t be able to tie it to us, it’s been too long. The body is probably bones now,” Mike said.  “I know, I’m just freaking out because it’s on the news. I don’t think there’s any way they can tie it to us.” “I’m surprised they didn’t report that fucker missing a long time ago.” ...
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Zombie Vampires Chapter 7

INTERVIEW   Jaycee knew police work wasn’t for her so she decided to apply for a housekeeping job she found in the classifieds. She called and made an appointment with an elderly man who lived in a large house in the rich part of town. She was on time, dressed in a nice flower top and black skirt ready to put on the best show she could. Most housekeeping jobs didn’t pay shit, but when she drove up to the house and saw the three stall garage and working fountain in the front yard, she knew she might be onto something special. She walked up to the front door and rang the bell, the door opened and an older man, probably in his eighties greeted her at the door. He was using a walker and was stooped over a bit trying to look up at Jaycee over his glasses. “Hello,” the man said, “You must be here about the job. My name is Everett, and you must be Jaycee.” “Yes,” Jaycee replied. She didn’t know exactly what to say, but she could see Everett needed help so she took him by the arm and helpe...
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Zombie Vampires Chapter 9

TYNICE Jaycee decided to start her first day at work catching up on the laundry. It had been two weeks since the last housekeeper had done laundry and Brandon only did enough for his father to get by. Heading downstairs, Jayce could hear the sound of a television and realized the vampire family must be living in one of the rooms close by. As she made her way down the hall to the laundry, she spied a young black girl in a room sitting on a couch watching the television. She looked to be around thirteen years old. Jaycee stopped at the doorway to introduce herself. “Hi,” Jayce said getting the girls attention. “Hi” the girl replied. “My name is Jaycee and work for Everett now. I’m his new housekeeper.” “My name is Alondra, my sister’s name is Veneshia, we live down here,” Alondra replied. “I heard that your live with your mother, is she around?” Jaycee heard a woman’s voice reply, “Yes, I’m here,” Jaycee was surprised to hear a voice not realizing the mother was standing behind her in...
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